this is what happens when i get bored
I decided to make a list of things that do not, in any way, shape, or form, rock my socks. This collection was inspired by Strong Bad’s "bottom 10" list featured on Homestarrunner.com. Here it goes (from 10 equaling "kinda sucky" to 1 equaling "this makes me want to tear out my hair and/or gives me nightmares on a regular basis"):
10. Pepper
9. Cats
8. Sketchers
7. People who wear short skirts with Ugg boots. Actually, people who wear Ugg boots at all when it’s 50 degrees plus outside.
6. Any drink with tequila in it
5. Action movies
4. Sitting down in a chair that is still warm with someone else's "buttwarmth"
3. Flakey People
2. Cellulite
1. Any music by Phil Collins, Celine Dion, Cher, or from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack

2 Comments:
excellent number one. I'm not real wild about cats, either, but I could last longer with a cat on my lap than any of those artists' music in my ears.
In my humble opinion, the Dirty Dancing soundtrack makes for great road trip music. But, I do share your hatred for many of these things!
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