i wrote this while my teacher was talking...

We read a poem about eating someone's plums and were asked to write a similar poem based on an insincere apology. That's what this is. I'm really just putting it up because I have nothing else and Sherry wants a new post...



Today
I slammed
my finger in
the door.

I cursed
like a sailor
then I
kicked a
puppy... your puppy.

I'm sorry I did it,
but even more so
that I was born
with long fingers
and that your
puppy peed
on my bed.